Jeffrey Epstein Coloring Book

$19.99

This totally-not-suspicious coloring book turns infamous moments into a hands-on activity you’ll definitely want to deny owning later. Large 8.5" x 11" pages give you plenty of room to color mysery black squares, mysterious islands, and “friendship circles” that somehow include way too many powerful people.

With 26 premium white sheets designed for crayons, markers, and the occasional legal defense doodle, it’s perfect for adding bright colors to otherwise dark headlines. The soft, lightweight cover makes it easy to carry—whether you’re relaxing at home, on a private jet, or waiting for your lawyer to call you back.

 

This totally-not-suspicious coloring book turns infamous moments into a hands-on activity you’ll definitely want to deny owning later. Large 8.5" x 11" pages give you plenty of room to color mysery black squares, mysterious islands, and “friendship circles” that somehow include way too many powerful people.

With 26 premium white sheets designed for crayons, markers, and the occasional legal defense doodle, it’s perfect for adding bright colors to otherwise dark headlines. The soft, lightweight cover makes it easy to carry—whether you’re relaxing at home, on a private jet, or waiting for your lawyer to call you back.